You’ve Got 20 Minutes to Change Your Life. Go..
So…this came across my desk a few months ago, about the time I was getting ready for my trip across the Caribbean, and I sat down to “change my life in 20 minutes.” Like a great many other things in my life though, this never came to fruition. I never made it past step 3. At least not until now. I am reviewing my list, putting it up here for public scrutiny and comment; a window in to the mind of Monsieur Clownshoes. Without further ado, 100 things:
1.Bentley
2. Rolls Royce
3. Gulf Stream
4. Aston Martin
5. Ferrari
6. A Castle
7. BASE jump
8. Circumnavigate
9. See both poles (North and South, you perverts)
10. Go to Space
11. Write and Produce a Song
12. [a repeat]
13. Harley
14. Vintage Triumph
15. Beach House
16. Dockside Bungalow
17. Hunt in a Foreign Country
18. Find the End of the World
19. Find Myself
20. Fly a Helicopter
21. [repeat]
22. Get Banned from a Foreign Country
23. Take Over a Country
24. Write a Book
25. Act
26. Drive a Tank
27. Learn Drums
28. Learn Guitar
29. Learn Piano
30. Become a Sharpshooter
31. Master Photography
32. Save a Life
33. Spare a Life
34. Save a Village
35. Destroy a Tyrant
36. [Repeat]
37. Take a Shot with a Celebrity
38. Make a Living from Blogging
39. Be a Celebrity
40. Graduate College
41. Design a Self Sustaining Grid
42. Invent Something
43. Blow up a lab in the process
44. Get Quoted
45. Visit a Country
46. All of them.
47. Sink a Pirate Ship
48. Find a Treasure
49. Find Atlantis
50. See the Northern Lights
51. Teach Someone Something
52. Burn Down a Building
53. Create Art
54. Hit the Front Page of YouTube
55. Race Jay Leno
56. Get my A License (Skydiving rating, for those not in the know)
57. Finish my Pilot’s License (that I started 15 years ago)
58. Get my Captain’s License
59. Become a SCUBA instructor
60. Go tech. (Technical Diving)
61. Kick Asthma
62. Quit Smoking (I’m not a regular smoker at all, but I’d like to quit altogether.)
63. Hotwire a Car
64. Break the Sound Barrier
65. Hold an Office
66. Destroy a Government
67. Own a Supercomputer
68. …A Mega Yacht
69. …A Vacation Home
70. Sleep on top of a Mountain
71. Work as a Taxi Driver in a Foreign Country
72. Smuggle Something
73. Hack a Computer
74. Snowboard Like a Boss
75. Be Debt Free
76. Solve the Energy Crisis
77. Name a Boat
78. Name a Child
79. Conquer a Fear
80. Shape Up
81. Meditate like Buddha
82. Brew Awesome Beer
83. Fight for a Cause
84. Rebuild a Reef
85. Climb a Mountain
86. Take a Cruise
87. Bike Across a Country
88. Hike the Appalachian Trail
89. Drink the Water in Mexico
90. Don’t Drink the Water in the U.S.
91. Run the Baja 1000
92. Use a Molitov Cocktail
93. Incite a Riot
94. Become a HAM operator
95. Drive the Autobahn
96. Run @ Bonneville
97. Rig a Ship
98. Sail a Square-Rigger Across an Ocean
99. Respond and aid a natural disaster
100. Build a motorcycle
and a bonus…
101. Fart in Public. Blame an old lady.
My own thoughts will follow in the next post, but I’m leaving it at this for the time being so that opinions can be formed without my coercion.
- CC
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